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« on: May 07, 2010, 10:03:23 AM »
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/23484040/detail.html

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NORTHAMPTON, Mass.  -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk.

The police haven't.     

Police said a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.     

He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.     

Police said Brittany Cantarella, 20, was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
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« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 08:38:58 AM »
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Brittany Cantarella, 20, was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

What a nice place to live. Crosswalks here are merely ornamental.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 02:06:19 AM »
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Police said a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord  Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

As far as I am concerned, it is not the first and only time Jesus was run over. 8) :angel:
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 02:08:49 AM »
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What a nice place to live. Crosswalks here are merely ornamental.

I guess it is not macho at all to stop at crosswalks ? :D
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 05:17:01 PM »
How was he three days later? :)
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 07:19:52 PM »
Quote from: nom on June 09, 2010, 05:17:01 PM
How was he three days later? :)

ROFLMAO!!!!
 
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